>kids are awesome

>Grade Two:

W: You’d have four more than you need.
Mr. J: Oh yeah! That’s right! High five, buddy!
W: (high fives J)
Mr. J: Actually, high four, because you’d have four too many.
W: No.

W (in gym, yelling rather loudly): HE SAVED ME! J SAAAVED ME, Mr. J!!!!!!

M (to T, who is doing a presentation on Germany): If you traveled there, would you take your cat with you?

Mrs. B: You should give things to your mom on mother’s day. Like diamonds. Give her diamonds.
Me: Yes, shower her with diamonds.
J: Wouldn’t that hurt?

A: My mom’s last name is Brito.
J: WHAT?! Your mom is a burrito?

Ja: Man, I’m letting out a lot of toots today. They don’t really make noise. Mostly silent but deadly.


Me: Ew, that shark liver looks pretty gross.
I: Actually, it’s not too gross for me. I’m a scientist.

Principal (to student): D, did you call him a moo moo cow?
D: Well, um I… I…
Principal: Did you call him a moo moo cow?

I have plenty more, I just can’t think of them at the moment.


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