>future ambitions

>I’ve decided that it would be fun to be unnaturally creepy and outrageous for a day. Maybe two. The girls at school and I have started compiling a list of things to do if we were creepy for a day. Take a look:

-Stare. At everyone.
-Maintain eye contact with someone for unusually long amounts of time.
-Catch the eye of someone, and give a little half smile. The next time you make eye contact, make a bizarre face. If they laugh, you have succeeded.
-Find a table of people that you don’t know. Ask to sit with them, but don’t wait for the answer before you sit down. Begin to eat your food, completely ignoring the people at the table.
-Stand extremely close to someone in line and breathe on the back of their neck.
-Sit beside someone on the bus etc when there are empty seats (especially if there are empty seats)
-Walk around by yourself and sing on the top of your lungs. Dancing works too.
-Go to a bar, and when someone asks you to dance, either stand completely still in the middle of the dance floor, or bust out the Elaine dance.
-Say hello to everyone you pass. Everyone means e v e r y o n e.
-Ask someone for their autograph and tell them you are going to sell it on ebay.
-Announce to a stranger that you are wearing new underpants.
-Use the violation handshake whenever possible.

If you have any contributions, they would be appreciated

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